Logan’s Run Online

Yes, today’s my birthday…hooray to me!

Not only was I smug enough to write and post this, I actually wrote it two days ago (on Monday) and set it to auto-publish on my birthday! Take that!

It might not make any sense for me to repeat the title of my posts again down here, but, seriously: where’s my beard?! Apparently I need one. Well, perhaps “need” is a strong word. Because no one actually ever needs anything, except for perhaps some oxygen from time to time. But beards are helpful, or so I’ve been told. Useful, even. Some other friends I know have one (or, at least, had one, back when it was more applicable). I guess, seeing as it’s no longer applicable to me at this stage in my life, I guess I don’t really need one. Maybe I shouldn’t get one. Still, could be fun. I’ve heard some people have had great times together. And who knows what the experience might garner me? Maybe some extra-dimensional wisdom, or knowledge beyond my years. Hell, who am I kidding? It won’t do me any bit of good.

What’s the deal with Seinfeld, anyway? I downloaded all of the seasons of his show and started watching them recently. How does he take the most mundane stuff and blow it up to extreme proportions, devoting paragraphs of prose to something that really deserves no more than a simple interregatory remark? It baffles the mind sometimes. These pretzels are making me thirsty.

So this morning I woke up a bit late. Too late, some might say. I rescued the day, though, by riding my bike down to the beach and back, then jumping into my car for a smoothie and an hour at the bookstore. Now THAT’S a fun day. Beach, exercise, shower, smoothie, bookstore. I think I’ll do this again.

And apparently my birthday’s coming up. In 10 days. Hooray me! Let’s celebrate when I popped out of one of those things* and started living. Perhaps I’ll bake a cake in honor of the occasion. I hear it’s a piece of cake…

I’ve got a $70 gift card for Dell’s website that expires in a week. What should I buy?

*vagina, in case you’re too dense to figure it out.

**Descending sizes rock.