(Nay, this post shall feature neither Doric nor Corinthian styles of architectural order. In fact, it won’t even feature Ionic styles–and that’s ironic.)
I went out to dinner a few weeks ago for my birthday at a restaurant close by UCF and named “Logan’s Roadhouse”. They’ve got semi-good barbecue and good appetizer rolls, so I figured it’d be a chill place to relax with my friends before my party. While there, one of them turned to me and said,
Hey, Logan! You’re eating at Logan’s! That’s ironic!
No, it’s not.
Irony isn’t coincidence, and far too many people mistake it for such. Irony is Mary Poppins singing “Stay Awake”. Irony is Regan’s bulletproof car causing a missed assassination shot to ricochet off into his chest. Irony is simply the incongruity of what’s expected–the cognitive dissonance, if you will, resulting from outcomes almost opposite and contrary to one’s anticipations.
Irony is giving up–almost two years ago at this point–meaningless one-night stands with the hopes of finding someone and something more worthwhile and, when encountering such a possibility, having my hesitation toward simple physical releases cause exactly what I was trying to prevent. I’ll admit I’ve done the hook-up thing before; who hasn’t? It’s a fun time while it lasts but ultimately cheats yourself out of the chance for pushing forward. Those few casual encounters I’ve had all ended up with me barely talking to the other person afterward, them and I drifting apart to nothing more than a casual “hey, what’s up” every few months. Is that really how one aims to go through life? It’s certainly not self-fulfilling.
So when the last “I like you, you like me” situation occurred, I aimed to push a different route, take it slow, see where things go. Unfortunately, my goals weren’t reciprocated, and my lack of “let’s have sex now” attitude caused us to both go our separate ways, becoming, at this point, exactly what my one-night stands became. Now isn’t that ironic?
Of course, this post’s sole purpose is not to share pity-evoking details of my life thinly veiled as a discussion on rhetorical concepts: I should fill you, my loyal reader, on what’s been going on in my life! So, in no particular order, here’s what you’ve got to look forward to from me in the coming few months:
- The TL retreat for 2010 TLs is coming up fast! I posted a year ago about my first one and I’ll definitely be doing the same this year; I’m really excited for this new group of TLs!
- I’ve finalized my courses for the fall/spring semesters and I’ll be diving deep into both my RTV-major and theatre minor classes; these should help me get familiar again with shooting regularly, script writing, editing, analysis, etc.
- I’m volunteering at the 2010 Global Peace Film Festival this September in Orlando; hopefully it’ll get me exposed to some people and give me some more experience with event logistics.
- My other writers and I have almost finished compiling the screenplay for my largest attempted film yet, a caper film set at college. This semester should see a finalized script and storyboarding begin.
- Four other plots I’ve been kicking around in my head will start to see the light of day soon, two of them being two “sketch comedy”-esque shorts that can hopefully be filmed and pushed out a lot faster than the more serious pieces. As a tantalizing preview, here’s some slightly-vague loglines for each:
- Our favorite wizard’s alma mater gets into some trouble with modern bureaucracies
- Suspenseful thriller set in NASA’s planned 2020 lunar outpost
- A new English recruit is confused with years-old archetype traditions
- (Horror film for October)
- I was recently informed by one of my Yale friends of a study-abroad documentary film program in Prague they offer every summer. Methinks I have something to shoot for next summer!
Logan’s tired of writing now; Logan has to play tennis in the morning. Logan out.







